Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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