i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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