You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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