he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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