i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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