don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Do plants get herpes?
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