just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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