Betty ford says i'm here all night
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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