Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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