I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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