you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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