is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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