walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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