How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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