Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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