found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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