ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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