dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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