i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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