I can't watch pbs sober anymore
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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