that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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