they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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