She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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