i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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