And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
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I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
We need to get me chipped asap
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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