Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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