week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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