Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
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I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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