That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
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Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You don't make any sense
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Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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