Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
operation harelip BJ is a go
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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