Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
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WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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