im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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