what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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