"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Bring me that man meat
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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