For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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