Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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