Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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