Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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