My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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