dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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