Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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