Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(817): View more from Texas

I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I wish i was in the wii world.

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(317): View more from Indiana

It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.

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(770): View more from Georgia

my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during

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(419): View more from Ohio

Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?

(609): View more from New Jersey

Yeah. It's not just the beard either.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.

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