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• (925): View more from California

  is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I have no recollection of sleep choking you

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.

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• (707): View more from California

  Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!

  (720): View more from Colorado

  True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry

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• (518): View more from New York

  Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?

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  ...you should fill the cart some more

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• (406): View more from Montana

  That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?

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