So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
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I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.