she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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