We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I accidentally had phone sex last night
if only i could text you this smell
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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