Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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