i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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