Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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