Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
it's like iHOP with fire
My ATM looks so different sober.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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