I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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