Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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