How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Congratulations! We have a period
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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