So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
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Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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