Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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