I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
worst night to have a conscience
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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