sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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