Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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