marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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