You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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