My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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