he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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