seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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