plz talk dirty to me
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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